MTG Salvation

T, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

T: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

Spells you cast cost 1 less to cast.

You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.

When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.

4, T: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.

Flying

1, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap Clay Pigeon. Otherwise, sacrifice it.

2, T: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

T: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.

1 — Sacrifice Jack-in-the-Mox and you lose 5 life.

2 — Add W.

3 — Add U.

4 — Add B.

5 — Add R.

6 — Add G.

2, T, Sacrifice Jester's Sombrero: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.

Mirror Mirror enters the battlefield tapped.

7, T, Sacrifice Mirror Mirror: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

4, T, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped.

Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step.

As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.

Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.

2: Roll a six-sided die. Urza's Science Fair Project gets the indicated result.

1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

2 — Prevent all combat damage it would deal this turn.

3 — It gains vigilance until end of turn.

4 — It gains first strike until end of turn.

5 — It gains flying until end of turn.

6 — It gets +2/+2 until end of turn.